Sign of the Apocalypse? Scooter Swarms!
According to this article swarms of scooters have been spotted in Seattle. Scooters and mopeds and riders, oh my!
“Under certain conditions, scooterists triple the amount of serotonin in their systems, changing them from loners to pack animals.” – Unamed Scientist.
Perhaps the great deals now available at Urban Village Scooters will cause this phenomenon to appear here in Rochester next spring, as a result of all the scooters given as gifts this holiday season. One can only wish!
